Statistically Indistinguishable, Operationally Distinct: A Formal Barrier for Tabular Foundation Models

Abstract

Tabular foundation models cannot reason about data produced by running systems without access to the rules that govern them. We make this statement falsifiable. The \emph{Operational Turing Test} (OTT) constructs pairs of legal and rule-violating database states whose $1$- and $2$-way column-value marginals match to a total variation of $<0.02$; Le~Cam's lemma then bounds any values-only classifier at $\ge 0.49$ Bayes error. Three values-only baselines (XGBoost, TabICL, TabPFN) hit the bound exactly (accuracy $0.50$, pre-registered two one-sided tests (TOST) $p<0.002$), raw row-level access does not help, exposing relational value consistency closes most of the gap, and only a classifier fed by seven executable rule-derived audits reaches $1.00$ classification accuracy. In three matched $100$-state frontier large-language-model (LLM) runs, models given the schema, trigger source, rule tables, and state files classify at most $2/50$ legal states as LEGAL; GPT-5.5 accepts $0/50$ legal states even with higher reasoning effort and a Structured Query Language (SQL) executor. The access-ladder pattern also appears on a second schema with structurally distinct rule families (banking ledger: cross-row balance, cumulative aggregate). The barrier is identifiability, not capacity: scale, data, and richer features cannot cross it without operational grounding.

Accepted at the 2nd ICML Workshop on Foundation Models for Structured Data, 2026