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The -Oreo

arXiv:2604.00435

Abstract

What happens when a food product contains a version of itself? The Oreo Loaded -- a cookie whose filling contains real Oreo cookie crumbs -- can be viewed as the result of mixing a Mega Stuf Oreo into a Mega Stuf Oreo. Iterating this process yields a sequence of increasingly self-referential cookies; taking the limit gives the -Oreo. We model the iteration as an affine recurrence on the creme fraction of the filling, prove convergence, and compute the limit exactly: the stuf of the -Oreo is approximately ~creme and ~wafer. We then extend the framework to pairs of foods that reference each other, deriving a coupled recursion whose fixed point defines a \emph{bi- food}, and illustrate the construction with M\&M Cookies and Crunchy Cookie M\&M's. Finally, we classify -foods by the number of foods in the recursion and introduce \emph{homological foods}, whose recursive structure is governed by cycles in a directed graph of commercially available products. We close with a conjecture. All products used in this paper can be purchased at a supermarket.

21 pages, 13 figures

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