Dream-land with Classic Higgs field, Dimensional Reduction and all that
arXiv:1201.4276
Abstract
This text, on the one hand, is related to the talk delivered at the Conference "Gauge Fields. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", dedicated to the Andrej Slavnov 70th anniversary; on the other - in the form of a fairy tale - it summarizes some results of researches performed after this Fest, mainly due to discussion around the talk.
9 pages, 8 figures, talk delivered at the International Conference "Gauge Fields. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" dedicated to the 70-th anniversary of Andrei Alekseevich Slavnov (January 19-24, 2010, Moscow, Russia)